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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 9

szaleniec1000 Jul 24, 2014 23:59

Previously in Salazar's Return, Salazar returned. And this might be the last chance I get to use the OM NOM NOM icon.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 9 )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 9

szaleniec1000 May 07, 2011 21:34

I've not given up. I took a bit of a break because I have to admit this chapter, long and brimming with fail as it is, nearly defeated me. But it hasn't!

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 9 )

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Deserving Chapter 27

szaleniec1000 Nov 09, 2010 23:40

Severus Snape has more in common with crabs than with you or me. Now that is scientific fact. There's no real evidence, but it is scientific fact.
( Deserving Chapter 27 )

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Betrayed Revenge Chapters 6-8

szaleniec1000 Jul 26, 2010 02:07

Well, where do you take a story when you've made Hermione into a Death Eater and Ron into a vengeful ghost Death Eater?
( Farewell to the Jaidenverse! )

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